for Fandango’s One Word Challenge(FOWC) of 23 October 2020, jeopardise.
I’m too fat? Find someone else to bug,
I’m just the right shape to go give a hug,
Food is, for me, the ultimate drug.
Thanks for all your helpful tips,
But actually, I want my chips,
So what if they go straight to my hips?
I know that you are full of lies,
When you try to jeopardise,
Those juicy steak and kidney pies.
Breakfast – sausage, bacon, eggs
Yes, I know, I’ve hollow legs,
Give them to me, or else I’ll beg.
A pizza I’ll leave, ‘cos nothing will rhyme,
I am a fine figure of man in his prime,
I’ll eat three of those before it’s lunchtime.
A tasty Whopper or Big Mac,
Just this once, I’d best hold back,
I think I am having…
Arrrrgggggghhh!

Cheeky dewd!
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Definitely a great read today – I’m smiling from ear to ear. Thanks!
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Good. Then I succeeded.
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The eternal struggle, especially at the end of a busy week of work! Gave me a smile π
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I find that the main struggle happens when the food is gone π€£
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A lovely one….feeling hungry as i read your write. π
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Definitely advise eating something I don’t mention π€£
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This is great!
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I was pleased yesterday because this just trotted out, and I got a full day working (writing software) too. But whenever I went to WP I was constantly playing catch-up.
But, food generally works for me!
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Works for me too βΊοΈ
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It’s the seafood diet…
See food, eat it…
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But today’s word is magnitude so I feel I need to think of something serious to butcher!
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A nice Desperate Dan cow pie!
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failed.
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