for Fandango’s One Word Challenge(FOWC) of 23 October 2020, jeopardise.
I’m too fat? Find someone else to bug,
I’m just the right shape to go give a hug,
Food is, for me, the ultimate drug.
Thanks for all your helpful tips,
But actually, I want my chips,
So what if they go straight to my hips?
I know that you are full of lies,
When you try to jeopardise,
Those juicy steak and kidney pies.
Breakfast – sausage, bacon, eggs
Yes, I know, I’ve hollow legs,
Give them to me, or else I’ll beg.
A pizza I’ll leave, ‘cos nothing will rhyme,
I am a fine figure of man in his prime,
I’ll eat three of those before it’s lunchtime.
A tasty Whopper or Big Mac,
Just this once, I’d best hold back,
I think I am having…