A llama who came from Peru,
Exhaustedly kicked off his shoe,
“Bollocks”, he said,
“I am going to bed”,
And with those last few words, he withdrew.
A donkey who lived in Brazil,
Ferried tourists upon a great hill,
In the harsh midday heat,
He thought, “Blimey, I’m beat.”
“This big git on my back I could kill.”
You can instead hear me reading these poems:
Mister Bump 
Brilliant.
A good limerick takes some beating!
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They’re my go-to. The llama almost said “f*** this for a caper”
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😂😂😂
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How awesome to actually hear your voice for the limerick.
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You could do it, too, you know. I might keep looking for a free service, because I’d like one which tells me how many times something has been played.
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I might need a tutorial on that.
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I wrote something earlier – https://mrbump.uk/2020/10/15/i-hear-you/. Once you hace finished, it just spits out a link to your recording, which you can copy into a post.
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Thanks
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I’m glad you wrote the words down too. I love the word blimey! 🙂
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Actually, I never thought… I bet that’s only used in Britain, isn’t it? I only swapped blimey in at the last minure, it was going to be… you can probably guess… so I wanted a 2-syllable-expletive but I wanted to keep it clean!
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People will understand! Well, at least I do! 😁
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