There was an old butcher from Fife,
Who lovingly sharpened his knife,
His words, they were cordial,
His actions, primordial,
As he dextrously gutted his wife!
for Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC), cordial. My sick humour, I thought this was hilarious.
Mister Bump 
Gruesome hilarity😂😂
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you know when you write something you really like, and think “I can do no better”? Until it’s time for the next one 🤣
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yeah, I get that😂😂
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That’s dark!
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I think maybe I found my niche!
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Haha, I bet you did!
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Knew where this was going on the first line. Good job. Thanks for the little bit of humor.
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Oh my! 😂
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Bad day at the office, maybe?
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OUCH! ha
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Oh yeah! Nice one 🙂
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Thanks, I was pleased with this one. I wonder how many saw the last line coming?
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No idea but it was a goodie 🤣
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That’s one way of getting rid of the heartburn!
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Reblogged this on Mister Bump and commented:
Hahaha. Misky just made me think of a ;imerick I wrote last year. I dug it out again so thought I’d share.
Looks like I was even experimenting with speaking it at the time. I settled on SoundCloud as the best option, because WordPress has a SoundCloud block, but I gave up altogether when I looked at the stats and saw nobody was listening.
Anyway, enjoy the bonus poem today!
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