God visited a woman and told her that she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wanted to get into heaven.

The woman said she would try her best.

The next week, God returns to the woman to see how she is doing. “Not bad”, says the woman. “I’ve given up smoking and drinking, but when I was bending over to get some food out of the freezer, my boyfriend could not resist. He pushed my skirt up, pulled my pants down, and made love to me right there and then.”

“Ooooh”, says God. “We don’t like that in heaven”.

“No, they weren’t keen on it in the supermarket, either.”

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Hope you’re all having a good weekend.