inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 21 December 2021, tempt.
In Morocco, the couple from Fife,
Watched a belly dance larger than life,
His hypnotic temptation,
By her pelvic gyration,
Earned a smack in the balls from his wife.
Hungry Eyes
Mister Bump 
Well deserved I reckon 🙂
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for keeping her on her toes?
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Nope
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To be honest, belly dancers are hypnotising.
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oh yes!
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I’ve never had the pleasure. Is it dangerous?…..
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Man, I can make my belly dance when I’m just lyin’ down!
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That could have dangerous repercussions. I wouldn’t advise it…….
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🤣
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Apparently! Lol
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jeez – in the balls??
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🤣🤣🤣 Great punch line, literally!
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Not sure what it means. But “You Go Girl” seems appropriate for both of those gals.
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Heehee
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Yes 👍
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you vicious pair!
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😂😂😂
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Of course I’d be remiss if I didn’t tag the song this post reminds me of
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Ouch!
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😀
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Very good – seriously……
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I can’t believe how much sympathy this vicious woman attracts!
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A vicious woman indeed. The limerick was very good…..
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thanks.
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Yeah, simply snapping her fingers would have sufficed, I think.
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depends what she snapped them on 🤣
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Brilliant ! Had to look up Fife on map 🗺😁
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I can think of very few rhymes with “wife”. Even fewer with “missus”. After that, you start getting more and more abstract. It’s a funny one because often it’s good to make “wife” the rhyme.
So I’ve used Fife a few times. Up around Edinburgh, I think. You probably know better than me, now 🤣
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I love geography so when you create limericks with city names or even reference people that I have to google it becomes relatable
Knife, slice, mice, life,
Kisses, scissors, yeah missus is tough one
You did well here
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I’ve used wife and knife before now 😀
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Ahh well knife is a great word
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He learned his lesson hopefully 😁😂
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… or didn’t need to 🤣
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Ahhh touche😂😂😂
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Haha! Thats the funniest yet! Well done, Pete.
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Think she handled it properly 🙂 I have a belly dancing tape and actually, it is quite fascinating to try to follow the moves. Plus it is great exercise.
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I failed the audition.
I had rthe belly for it but couldn’t dance!
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