inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 4 July 2021, lament.
When the drunkard arrived back at home,
Found it burned to the ground, it had gone!
Let out wailing lament,
As he cried in the tent,
He’d pitched up in the midd’l of his lawn.
The Curse of the Drunken Fart
Mister Bump 
Pitched a tent, eh? Even after all that…..Good for him. 😂
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In pre-breathalyser days my mate woke up and had to explain to his Mrs why he’d parked their car on the front lawn!
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