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My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)

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Category: Poetry

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7 February, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Egg on her Face

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6 February, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Healthy Relationship

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5 February, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Celebration

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4 February, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

My Wife’s Birthday

3 February, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Learning By Example

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2 February, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Highly Strung

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2 February, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Whistleblower

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2 February, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

(Re) Productive

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1 February, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Rainbows and Unicorns

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31 January, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Culinarily Challenged

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30 January, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Port and Stilton, Anyone?

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29 January, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Tangled

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29 January, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Fore!

28 January, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Great Outdoors

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28 January, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Camel With 1½ Humps

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27 January, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Man Flu

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26 January, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

A Bit of Rough

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25 January, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Pyrotechnician’s Demise

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