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My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)

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Category: Limericks

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7 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Lost his Cool

Photo of a professional soccer match being played in an empty stadium.
6 December, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Beautiful Game

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6 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

The Last Supper

Photograph of an untidy bedroom.
5 December, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Remember When?

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5 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

My Cup Runneth Over

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4 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

The Path of Least Resistance

Photo of a potter modelling clay on a wheel.
3 December, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Ceramic Panic

Clipart showing a portrait of an old grannie
3 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Kipper Killer

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2 December, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Break A Leg

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2 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Choo Chooooooooo

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1 December, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Take a Break

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1 December, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Lucky Escape

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30 November, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Holy Mackerel

Clipart of a grave. The words RIP are on the tombstone
29 November, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Double Whammy

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29 November, 202014 February, 2023 Mister Bump UK

Ouch

Dead fish, layered in rows as if in a fish shop
28 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Any Nibbles Today?

27 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Skewed

photo of a child's toy. The toy has exaggerated nose and ears and is wearing something akin to a dunce's hat.
26 November, 202028 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

D for Distinguished

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