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Mister Bump

My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)

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Category: Limericks

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25 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Sting

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24 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Just Desserts

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23 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Fatherhood

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22 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Creep

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22 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Earth Dies, Screaming

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21 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Odd

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20 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Til Death Do Us Part

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18 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Slim Pickings

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17 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Wedded Bliss

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15 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Just Desserts

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14 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Worn Panties

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12 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Mister Bump

11 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Why Me?

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11 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Moonshot

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10 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Where’s that Smell Coming From?

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9 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

A Shocking Story

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8 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

A High Price

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7 March, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Late for Work

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