The Monday Groan

Well-prepared pirates,
Bought sack of corn for their voyage,
Paid a buck-an-ear.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Friday Groan

Bemused, met a man,
Whose nose was twelve inches long.
Surely, that’s a foot?

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Thursday Groan

The short-sighted man,
Fell down the shaft with a splash.
He could not see well.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Wednesday Groan

I spent the whole night,
Wondering where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Tuesday Groan

Black-belt pig attacked,
But astonished assailant,
Delivered pork chop.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Friday Groan

Playing round of golf,
Will wear two pairs of trousers,
In case hole in one.

Famished

No lunch, I was starved.
But shrimp would not share sandwich,
Was shellfish, I thought
.

Sucking Up

Out shopping today,
To buy new vacuum cleaner.
Last one bit the dust.