The Saturday Groan

My poor old dad died,
and visited me in dream.
Greeted me “Halo”.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Friday Groan

I was plain awful,
As a human cannonball,
Last week I got fired.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Thursday Groan

The caterpillar,
Made New Year resolution,
Turned over new leaf.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Wednesday Groan

Saw a panting bird.
I rtecognised straight away
It was a puffin.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Tuesday Groan

I was intending,
To tell joke about butter.
But fear you’ll spread it.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Monday Groan

Down at local zoo,
Poor old monkey exploded.
He just went BA-BOON

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Sunday Groan

Doting snail bought house,
Named it after his girlfriend.
Who was called Michelle.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

The Saturday Groan

My pet snake Charlie,
Sadly failed his Math exam.
But passed Hissstory.

Making you groan… any day of the week!