Mister Bump UK

Advice from Someone Who Knows

On Saint Paddy’s, let’s take a wee drink,
But we’ll keep it quite modest, I think,
For excessive boozing,
Impedes all your schmoozing,
And causes your man parts to shrink.

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Published by Mister Bump UK

Divorced, grown/flown daughter. I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. As I convalesced, I developed health-related apps, volunteered and began writing. After a stint working again in IT, I now write full-time, and use my blog space to let my hair down.

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