Mister Bump UK

Gone Sour

Jokey clipart image of a dog with a ball.

This is a tweak of a limerick I first published almost five years ago. I thought I’d re-air it.

Mr Sweet, who made canine cuisine,
Got sucked into the mincine machine,
He was chopped up and ground,
Then deliciously browned,
And once cooked, turned the dog food bright green.

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Published by Mister Bump UK

Divorced, grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. As I convalesced, I combined the development of health-related apps with voluntary work, and began writing. After a stint working again in IT, I now write full-time, and use my blog space to let my hair down.

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