Mister Bump UK

Enamoured

Clipart image of a cow being milked

The young milk maid, she visibly shuddered,
Her new boyfriend had made her a-judder,
When he stole a quick peck,
She cried out, “What the heck!”,
And presented her cheek for an udder.

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Published by Mister Bump UK

Divorced, grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. As I convalesced, I combined the development of health-related apps with voluntary work, and began writing. After a stint working again in IT, I now write full-time, and use my blog space to let my hair down.

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