Mister Bump UK

Ruined

Clipart of a teenage boy

Inspired by Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (FOWC) of 12 June 2023, humongous.

As a youth, met a sweetie called Britt,
Wore her down with my charm and my wit,
But, on the morn of our date,
I began to deflate,
When I saw, on my face, a huge zit!

Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

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  4. Slap some Colgate on the little sucker. It’ll dry it out. It’s also brilliant for filling nail holes in walls from pictures when you want your deposit back on a flat you’ve rented. Alternatively, you can clean your teeth with the stuff.

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