Inspired by Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (FOWC) of 29 April 2023, vicinity.
When the town’s pub was burgled, they smeared,
Much maligned, I was forced to be clear,
Though the police found me trashed,
And though totally smashed,
On that evening I was nowhere near.
Mister Bump 
Nowhere near smashed, you mean. 😂
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Ha!
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Lol 😀 good one!
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Hi Shirley, how you doing?
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Prove it 😂
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hic 🤣
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Another close call!
Hiya, Pete!
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Morning Nance!
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That face! Only a mother could love 😂
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He’s a dude!
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One lucky dude!
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Nice😂
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