Inspired by Fandango’s One-Word Challenge (FOWC) of 8 February 2023, perfume.
Waiting room at my town’s surgery,
Had a rash, wanted doctor to see,
A boy, not looking well,
Asked his mum, “What’s that smell?”,
I was stunned when she pointed at me.
Remarkable
Mister Bump 
Ew! About how I’m feeling today 🤢
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Sorry, all sold out of sympathy 🤣
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I don’t need no stinking sympathy; I need a vacation (and a Bloody Mary, Misky)! 🤯
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I suggest someplace hot!
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I agree! 🏝️ 🍹
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Don’t come here then
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Aaah, poor little sprog!
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Life can be cruel….
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Oops 🫣
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