Mister Bump UK

The Single Life

Clipart image of an oversized woman.

When I dated a woman called Sash,
It was brilliant, then suddenly crashed,
When our ardour arose,
We took off all our clothes,
And she sadly discovered my rash!

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Divorced, grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. As I convalesced, I combined the development of health-related apps with voluntary work, and began writing. After a stint working again in IT, I now write full-time, and use my blog space to let my hair down.

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    • you think that’s disgusting?

      It was not at a time of my choosing,
      We’d got frisky and ready for schmoozing,
      When she stripped down, invited,
      And I joined her, excited,
      What a time for my spots to start oozing!

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