inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 26 July 2022, approximately.
When I sat in my friend’s chair one day,
We were shocked when the darned thing gave way,
She said, “You assured me
You weighed less that a flea”,
Just hyperbole. What can I say?
Mister Bump 
This happened to Mr Misky when he leaned back on my mum’s spindle legged dining chair. The blooming legs snapped. He still leans back on chairs, darn it. At least ours are sturdy things that would support an elephant.
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It can happen to the best of us 🙂
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I know what lardy means now 😂
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You can’t buy lard?
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Umm 🤔 hmm 🧐
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Dripping?
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