Mister Bump UK

The Wednesday Groan

What language do oranges speak?

Mandarin.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

I’m going to run out of material shortly so will be stopping the Groans at the end of June.

Published by Mister Bump UK

Separated with a grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. On my way back into full-time work, I developed health-related apps and performed voluntary work. I enjoy composing limericks and flash fiction in my spare time.

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