The cannibal got disqualified.
He was buttering up the judges.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Friday Groan
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
HAHAHA!!
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I love your responses 😁
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I like this one 😂
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I think it’s a bit corn-y!
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Bet that ate him up inside, no? He was looking forward to enjoying the spread, eh?
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You been reading the same joke book as me. But you’re one chapter ahead 🙂
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Very clever there!
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