inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 28 April 2022, correct.
The school teacher, a switched-on Jamaican,
Asked his children what creature made bacon,
When the swotty kid, Sam,
Cried triumphantly, “Lamb”,
Replied, “No, my dear boy, you’re mistaken”.
Mister Bump 
Now that’s a kind hearted teacher.
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well-spoken, I thought 🤣 I wish I’d had some like that!
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Me, too.
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I know I know 1 + 2 = 5 ….
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I pronounced mistaken as mis snakinen in my head. 😂
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Hey, that’s not bad. I only got as far as bacon!
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My mother, a human, made bacon…
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on Sundays, before I’d awaken
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She’d open it, heat it,
I’d rise and I’d eat it
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I’d smile and not feel forsaken.
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Was she smoked?
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Who ever thought a piece of bacon could cause such a conundrum?
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Indeed!
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What’s a switched on Jamaican? 😁
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ah, don’t you say that there? someone switched-on is sharp, intelligent, clued-up.
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Nope not over here but it’s a great term
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