For Fandango’s Story Starter #42, where we build something around the following phrase:
I would have happily married Darlene if it weren’t for her…
I would have happily married Darlene if it weren’t for her husband.
Three’s A Crowd
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
Yeah that got in the way 😂😂
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that was fast and smooooth
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Thx
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Duh dun 🙂
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Shortest response I could think of.
Mind you, I did start with “size thirty-five feet”
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It was great 🙂
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LOL!
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Can’t think of a better reason. Wise man.
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That can put a damper on things. Or maybe make them more interesting, I suppose.
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Heehee. Flip a coin!
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Well, shit. Pretty much put an end to that.
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to marriage, anyhow!
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well, it’s not illegal everywhere. Never say never. 😂
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Glutton for punishment!
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My mind sure never went there. Good one.
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I think for anyone who is married… One is enough!
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