Clipart image of an old man with a cane

Grandpa’s smile cut like knife through a fog,
And he beamed at his wife, mouth agog,
She whispered sweet in his ear,
“If it’s lard that you fear,
Then I think we should get us a dog.”


This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.


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