Four hours later, when Grandpa emerged,
From his grand plans he’d sadly diverged,
Homeward bound, the man lurched,
His intentions besmirched,
He got ready to face his wife’s scourge.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
His Mrs needs to accept that you can’t teach a creek to babble.
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or grow mussels.
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Indeed. 😂
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The old feller’s in for it now.
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creature of habit.
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Silly old fool.
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LOL… you just love cliff hangers that can go either way.
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these only go one way – down!
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A liquid lunch 🙄
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Grandpa can’t catch a break
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A break? No, that’s for mere mortals 🤣
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Grandpa does have some super power qualities
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