Mister Bump UK

Threatening Behaviour

Clipart image of an old man with a cane

As the two women squared up to fight,
Grandpa thought he had better take flight,
But his missus, to scare,
Shouted “Just stay right there”,
And so Grandpa just had to sit tight.

This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.

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Published by Mister Bump UK

Divorced, grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. As I convalesced, I combined the development of health-related apps with voluntary work, and began writing. After a stint working again in IT, I now write full-time, and use my blog space to let my hair down.

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  4. Is this one of those “move and your dead meat” things? OH well you know he gets himself in these situation with the very kind help of Mr.B

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