Mister Bump UK

Catwoman

Clipart image of an old man with a cane

As the two then met each other’s gaze,
Seemed like no-one else there in the haze,
Just like nothing else mattered,
But the moment was shattered,
And his missus crashed in, in a craze.

This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.

f*** me, this is better than Neighbours, isn’t it? And far lower budget!

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Published by Mister Bump UK

Divorced, grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. As I convalesced, I combined the development of health-related apps with voluntary work, and began writing. After a stint working again in IT, I now write full-time, and use my blog space to let my hair down.

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