Brenda rushed from the counter to cheer,
Dabbed a dishcloth upon the old dear,
As his vision regained,
Grandpa’s self-control strained,
While admiring her amply-sized rear.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
Brenda should sprinkle some saltpetre on his chips 😂
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I think she might not need to!
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She seems blessed in all departments this woman! 😂
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Yep, sweet grandpa is turning into a dirty old man…shame on you Mr.B. lol
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hold that thought.
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Just his type of woman 😁
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Ah, but bear in mind, he’s a guy. Any woman will be his type of woman 😉
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He has a pattern though 😛
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He will do, when his missus finds out. On his ass!
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