Grandpa’s visits to chippy increased,
Brenda’s chips almost made him obese,
While admiring her rack,
Gramps saw just one drawback,
That she smelled rather strongly of grease.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
LOL.. I can tell this is a romance made in greasy spoon heaven!
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Doesn’t the rack trump the smell ?
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No, coming from a man, even an older one, it didn’t surprise me. 🙂
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Men like boobs though right??
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Why would a plate-rack make her attractive/ 😂
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Grandpa is walking a treacherous path 😉
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A sweet smelling posie might do the trick…
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A greasy lady, huh? Could be both good and bad.
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It said “her rack” lol not plate rack.
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Don’t Fatten Grandpa up too much you know what happens if you become too obese?
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I just hit aromance 😂😂😂😂
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LOL Nothing like the smell of chip fat in the morning.
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Give him an appetite at least
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