For Fandango’s Story Starter #34, where we build something around the following phrase:

Laura dreaded hearing the alarm go off because today was the day she would have to…

Yay! All those years. All that time at school, at sixth-form college, at university, that third-class degree at the end of it all… Twenty years of education, and it had all culminated in this – her first day in her first ever job.

But Laura dreaded hearing the alarm go off because today was the day she would have to actually get up off her lazy, fat ass.