When his missus got home, it was rough,
She thought maybe she’d acted too tough,
Only knew he was breathing,
When his chest started heaving,
She decided he’d suffered enough.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
What is she going to do now! 😂
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Buggered if I can remember!
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You’re getting as bad as grandpa!
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Of course, You think I could meke this crap up?
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😂 I kinda thought so, yes.
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I don’t know, that can be read in many ways 😂
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Nothing like seeing the aged or elderly being jerked around for the “love” of a young one. Guess people never wise up
do they.
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you’re getting into this aren’t you?
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Because what you are writing is interesting and so much of it is so true to human nature lol
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Aw…
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He’s ok though right? Stop toying with our emotions 😂
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oh, man, some people are just SOOOOOooooo impatient 🤣
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Well you should take that as a huge compliment you could write a series with your cliffhangers 😂😂
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