The Gazette said come round six o’clock,
When time came, missus got her own shock,
She was checking who had,
Made response to the ad,
They were snaked half a mile round the block!
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
Very good!
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super silly today. Tomorrows might be better, but I doubt it.
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👍🏻
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Be careful what you wish for Missus 😁
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plenty of choice, anyhow.
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🤣 I hope she’s drawn up a job spec!
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Oh, she must have been of good stock.
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good childbearing credentials at least
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How would she put that in the ad? Working womb?
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Dunno, but I wish I’d bloody checked!
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