But a woman her age has desires,
And inside her burned furious fires,
With poor Grandpa not set,
She placed ad in th’Gazette,
Stating where, when and what she required.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
First rate writing, and hysterically funny.
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thx, Misk
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Nicely written sir, good on lips. 👏
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thanks, Sanjeet.
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The triplets should be squashing her desires didn’t she learn her lesson?
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I think they gave her an appetite!
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Ahh I sense a subplot here baking in the oven
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If only there was a point to any of this…
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The point has been made in the stellar comments it’s entertaining and addictive and quite inventive
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lol good one, so Grandpa is her sugar daddy. 🙂
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… maybe!
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Tease 😁
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😂 Brilliant. The advert would read something along the lines of, Woman GSOH seeks man, similar. Age immaterial but must have own original hips.
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Now there’s a thought. We could make him bionic.
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😂 No end to grandad’s potential!
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😂😂😂😂
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🤣
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GSOH? Girl single on the hunt?
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Would she need Gsoh?
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I’m asking 😁
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Good sense of humour 🤣🤣🤣
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Ahh thank you 👍😁
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You’re welcome.
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With good hips huh> Good one Hobo. I will have to remember that should my time come up 🙂
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Assertive for 18. Does she even know any of that yet?
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She’s a fast learner!
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What a twisted tale you’re weaving
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Ha! You think there’s a plan to all this?
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If I was writing it there’s no chance in hell that it’s planned 🙂
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No, it’s basically whatever I can think of, a few days in advance. God knows where this is going.
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Nearly Valentine’s Day 🙂
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Last Val’s he fell in the canal!
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Well it’s time to Up the ante 🤣
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the river?
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😊
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Mr.On setting Madness Bump.
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heehee
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