Grandpa’s missus now gently thawed out,
And with that came an end to his drought,
When they bedded, romantic,
Grandpa’s actions were frantic,
‘Til the poor boy just had to timeout.
This limerick may not make much sense on its own, but is the latest in a series. The others may be found here.
Mister Bump 
Long time coming but hopefully no more little feet drumming
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I’m sure it’s all plain sailing from now on. Except for the odd banana skin.
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I hope so unless the 18 year old is a black widow
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Ahhh now there’s a thought
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Uh ohhh 😮
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I already had KK suggesting that maybe this young guy can deputise in the love department when Grandpa gets tired!
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Grandpa got her knocked up with triplets he’s doing pretty darn well
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But perhaps not enough for her.
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There was a mum here yesterday with 4 kids and I could feel her level of exhaustion triplets more then enough !
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I always thought two was ideal, a boy and a girl.
But I revised that opinion after daughter arrived! One was easily enough.
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The expense too! My three pups eat better then I do 😂😂
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… but they’re worth it, no?
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Absolutely beyond measure
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🤣
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😂
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😂 No wonder he needs a stick. Dirty old devil!
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His mind is certainly willing.
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That’s all he needs
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A time out seems prudent! 😂
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Could tag on that other fella. Couldn’t he?
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oh, man, he’s history. For now.
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Maybe instead of a time out he is just out of time.
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Don’t give him any ideas!
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Let’s keep Grandpa going a while yet, shall we? Then we can have a grand finale!
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Grandpa is an inspiration to young and old 👍😊
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Not sue if that’s poor gramps or lucky gramps 🙂
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Ah, now that might become clearer a bit later!
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🤣
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