My neighbour ate all her Christmas decorations.
Now she has tinselitis.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Saturday Groan
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
I like the joke 🙂 Merry Christmas!
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Thanks, Dave. and to you.
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Cute.. You do warm-up stretches before sitting down to qwerty or is this magic spontaneous? Egg-chicken?
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No. Kiddies joke book. Some of them I turn into haiku butthis one was pretty much just transcribed.
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Never would have guessed. Just thought you were weird like the rest of us out here. Wait. I know better. You’re messing with me, right?
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I am frankly amazed that people respond so well to this shit, when it’s just copied from a book. I used to take pains to say as much, but now I don’t bother.
You think you’ll ever write anything significant? Think again, when people like this rubbish. It kinda hits home when things like this generate three times as much attention as the serious piece of flash which just took three days to write!
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Ah man. I read posts, think on them, transport myself to other cultures, embrace other ideas, fears, hates, likes, and joys. Augh! I do want to write something meaningful. That’s why it’s so very special when someone out there likes, or chuckles, or “feels the pain.” I even like when they go critical. Snarky, no, but “critical” is good. That directs my energies, educates, and gives greater purpose. When you drop a nice, substantial piece, like the one I just read, I see your skills. Appreciate them, and sure, get a little green with envy. And I work harder, inspired. Don’t fool the Bumper. He’ll get even with you – you’ll find yourself stuck in a limerick and laugh your arse off. Press on, Bumper, press on!
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Merry Christmas ⛄🎄
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thanks Sanjeet, and to you.
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Hmm I think I caught that a few times.. Maybe you should offer her some “antibulbotics”
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😂😂💕 Excellent!
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🤣 What a sparkler!
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Oh, hope it’s not accompanied with a. Fefir!! Merry Christmas
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Merry Christmas! Regards to Lola and Reuben too 😻
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Now that’s a real dud 😟
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