Mister Bump UK

Size Zero

Photo of a woman in a pvc catsuit.

When a girl with a taste for kinky,
Bought a new catsuit, black PVC,
Found the fit was too tight,
Getting on a big fight,
And a pig when she needed to pee.

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Published by Mister Bump UK

Divorced, grown/flown daughter. In life, I designed IT systems, taking a career break as a bicycle mechanic, until interrupted by a stroke in 2016, aged 48. As I convalesced, I combined the development of health-related apps with voluntary work, and began writing. After a stint working again in IT, I now write full-time, and use my blog space to let my hair down.

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