There once was a Scotsman well-built,
Who habitually wore nowt ‘neath his kilt,
One day sat on a thistle,
Which fair wounded his bristles,
And his wife-to-be gave him the jilt.
This Doesn’t End Well
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
Nertz! Good chuckle. Scotsmen and their kilts great creative fodder.
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all sorts of possibilities here 🤣
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so true.
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When you walk around with your balls dangling, the possibilities are infinite 🤣
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Now this makes me smile !!!
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Ah, just l;ike the Scotsman, no doubt. 🤣
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I’ve seen this happen – far too many times! 🤣🏴🖤
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Ah but skirts are so liberating. That’s why I wear my dressing gown all day!
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Scots 101: Never call a kilt a skirt – Not every Sgian-Dubh is plastic. 😬😜🖤
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I bet he was nettled!
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Poor guy
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One of the mysterious questions of people, what exactly do they wear underneath, did you answer it????
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Bandages?
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That made me laugh 😁
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I reckon it did exactly the same for him! 🤣
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🤣🤣🤣….now he tosses alone in his quilt!
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😂😂👍
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😊
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His caber?
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😂 Of course.
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Didn’t they wear something called a “codpiece” in those olde days?
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Do you reckon he stuffed fish up there, then? That might have tipped the scales!
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I thought it was a thistle, not a trout!
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😄😄😄
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