The police caught the rhubarb thief,
who was taken into custardy.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Saturday Groan
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
Hee hee.
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🤣🤣🤣 My dad always put horse manure on his rhubarb, but I preferred custard!
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😂
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hahaha, and the plot thickens!
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Ohh. A good one. Love word play. This one very clever.
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Where do you get them 😁
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That’s easy. A kiddies joke book, mostly. I used to try to reformat them as haiku but often it was difficult. Need more than 5 syllables for a opunchline.
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That’s very clever 😊
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It’s amazing how many of them make me chuckle, too. Especially seeing as they are badged a “kiddy”.
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The fruits of your labor sir 😂
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What a sweet comment.
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