When I looked in the bowl,
I’d run out of fruit.
I was peachless.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Friday Groan
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
Were you peachless because your mind was “fuzzy”?
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undoubtedly not as sharp as yours!
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🤧🤧
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🤣🤣 Fruit cake!
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G-R-O-A-N! 👏🏻👏🏻😂
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I bet your kids will love it, though!
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It’s my kind of humour actually 😅
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I second that sentiment 😁
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Dug deep and came up with a good one.
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I’m sure there are many who’d agree I should be dug deep!
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I’m plum shocked. 😂
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Don’t worry, just sour grapes.
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Ahhhh 😂😂😂😂
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Ah, well, at least you’re not melon-choly
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In fact it might reach its a c-lime-ax soon
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At least it’s coming to fruition.
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Just as well, before these puns get rotten.
By the way, one for the kids: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm.
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🤣🤣🤣
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Duh duh. That was a very big groan from me 🙂
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I can think of a bigger! It goes live in about an hour.
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