inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 25 November 2021, everything.
A long-time retired old clown,
Said he’d do one more show for the town,
Though his costume was tight,
Everything was all right,
Until sadly he tried to bend down.
Side-Splitting
Mister Bump 
ha ha. oooooops. that’s one way to get laughs.
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happens to me all the time!
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lol. buy a size up, i guess
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His intentions were good ! 😂😁
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… but his ass was big.
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Ahh but he had a big heart
Always the best place to start
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Ahhh but he started,
A quake when he farted.
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Then he did a quick zoom
Made sure no One in the room
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Oh, yes, it was sowhiffy,
They got out in a jiffy.
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He was so embarrassed
He booked a flight to Paris
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His intentions were good
But his ass was too big
Which does tend to happen
When too old for a gig……
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heehee
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Excellent!
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clever. Happens to a lot of us 🙂 ( Never liked clowns anyway!)
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Why is it that nobody likes ’em?
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very good one!
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Thanks David. A lot of them are just okay but yes, I liked this one too.
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Coulrophobia is a clown phobia and I think people have an aversion to them because you cannot see their real
faces. But then do we see anyone’s? Phobias are not logical like I have arachnophobia. and look how big I am
compared to them. No logic. 🙂
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You poor thing. I only have gynophobia.
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Oops! An unexpected joke! well done, Pete.
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ThanksMason
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That’s so funny, I really enjoyed it 😁
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Thanks, I’m glad. It’s a small thing but I figure if I can give people a smile to start the day…
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