Doting snail bought house,
Named it after his girlfriend.
Who was called Michelle.
Making you groan… any day of the week!
The Sunday Groan
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
I am sure it took him “long” time to move in and was he a fan of the Beatles?
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and I wonder what he called it when they split up? It’s like getting a tattoo of someone’s name!
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Hey, whats a name change? I did mine after divorcing. Very simple. lol Like a Tattoo he could have it covered over 🙂
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I never understood that. Why would someone change their name when they got married?
I was very surprised when Mrs wanted to use the name “Bump” 🙂 🙂
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Grrrrooannnnn 😂😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣BTW Do you know the answer to my numbers question on ask the reader?
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No I read the post but I don’t regognise a list of blogs I follow plus numbers. I can see a list of followed blogs, but no numbers. If you send a screenshot I might know.
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I’ve taken a screenshot but I don’t know how to send you it! 🤣
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If you want to post it publicly, that’s a bit more difficult, but if you want to send it privately, you can just send it as an email attachment to blog@mrbump.uk
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Thanks Pete. I’ve emailed it to you.
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I’ll look in the morning
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Ta!
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Nope, not sure. The 1004 next to me is not:
Followers, posts ever, posts this year.
The closest number to any of my stats is “likes this week”. But it doesn’t make sense why they would display that statistic, does it?
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Well, my friend, they have bamboozled the finest brain in blogdom, and me and Dauphy too!
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You should probably train yourself to care as much as Dauphy does about them. They’re obviously scores of some kind but probably just as arbitrary as everything else.
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Who used to say, “Scores on the doors”? Was it Forsyth or Larry Grayson? My memory!
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Brucie. Now, Shut that door!
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Thanks!
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A groan and inspiration. Comments often challenge the original piece for groan-factor and creativity.
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Indeed they do!
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