for the Weekly Prompts Weekend Challenge of 24 April 2021, junk.
When I needed some assets to free,
Took my heirloom to auction to see,
But when, full of mirth,
I requested its worth,
He said “Mister, about 50p”
If there is anything guaranteed to make me hunt for my glasses, hunt for the remote, and switch channels, it is when one of these “I never even realised this was lying dormant in my attic, and now I’m a millionaire” TV shows.
When my parents died, I got £200 for the entire contents of their house. That’s how much things are worth.