inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 13 April 2021, tobacco.
Fired with whiskey, his dream girl he sighted,
Wound up smoothing, got further excited,
Some time later this bloke
Reached for post-coital smoke,
But when sparked up, the poor guy ignited.
Mister Bump 
🤣🤣And you called me a smoothie!
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Burn, baby, burn!
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ooops.
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Very clever. But I have (in the very olden days) felt that was a possibility.
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I knewa guy lit his farts, but that’s as close as we got.
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