inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 17 March 2021, vilify.
Just one month into married life,
When I saw a new side to my wife,
She screamed loudly and villified,
And I ran away, petrified,
When she came after me with a knife.
Wedded Bliss
Mister Bump 
It happens 😂
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eeek!
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Oy vey!
Did he sign a prenup, Pete?
-David
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I think it was his nuptuals that she was after!
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Yikes!!!
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Just as well this is fiction, isn’t it? and life in reality is a bowl of cherries?
‘Scuse me, gotta run 🤣
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That was sharp of her, going straight for the knife. Honeymoon’s over, I guess. 😉
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Revenge! https://mrbump.uk/2020/10/13/fandangos-one-word-challenge-13-october-2020/
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Yikes! She’s a terrifying woman. Glad I came back on to find this one having missed you earlier. Well done, Pete!
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You met her!
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I felt like I had after reading this one!
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Youch!
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