It’s A Science Experiment

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Several of my blogging friends recently have posted that it has been their wedding anniversary. And, while I think I might have uncovered a trend of people becoming extra-gooily mushy in February and March, I fear I must add to those chimes. Yesterday was my own anniversary.

You will be pleased for me, to know firstly that I remembered. Did I say that loudly enough?

I REMEMBERED.

In fact, I not only remembered, but went two steps better. Step one, me, fully locked down, bought not only a proper card, but a gift of some bath bombs.

Second, in deference to Mrs Bump’s dietary preferences (but not mine), I bought a gift that was inedible, although I found this out the hard way. When the bombs arrived, they were dressed so much like candy that, of course, I needed to verify. That unsubtle taste of bicarbonate of soda served to offer confirmation.

It was a one-sided display, for

SHE HAD FORGOTTEN.

I secretly put that down to age, so of course, I had to forgive. But I did, at least, extract a promise that she would make amends.

Southern Electric, however, did not forget, and their reward to us was to deliver a power cut. We are well-drilled in this, and long-since learned to rely on technology which did not require a router. Within minutes, we had connected to the internet via 4G and learned that there was indeed a problem, which was reassuring at least. The bad news, the ETA for the fix was five hours away.

Despondent, we decided to emerge from our fully locked-down nuclear bunker, out into the daylight. Having first accustomed our eyes, Mrs Bump had the bright idea of driving to the nearest town. And, soon made restitution. Filled with pangs of hunger, she suggested a McDonald’s. And, filled with pangs of desire, I agreed. A celebration indeed – my first junk food for a year! An orgy of expectation!

I have never tried drive-thru before, and indeed it took a short time to register that the screen we were looking at was actually talking to us, and that we should probably open our window, lest we miss something important. But after that initial hiccup. a slick delivery. A window to take your cash, albeit with no cash changing hands, followed by a window to collect our winnings. We even felt that we had cheated their system when we sneakily ate the meal parked in their car park. The only difference from the real restaurant was that we were probably a tad more comfortable.

But our restrictions of the last year have at least achieved one thing. They have cleaned me out – I, at least, am additive-free. We have fended largely for ourselves, preparing from scratch rather than from additives.

And so yesterday was an experiment. When I went to lay on the bed at 5, to hear the radio news, I felt no ill effects. When I awoke with a start, disoriented, at 7, I felt some slight bubbles, but nothing I couldn’t handle. Still, too, as the bubbles increased with the evening.

However, when I subsequently was able to stay up until 11:30 PM, I felt a little suspicious. A full 2 hours past my normal bedtime. Maybe I just picked a good time to nap? By now I am wondering how much truth there is in the links between additive-laden food and drink, and hyperactivity.

And, in a final parting shot, Old McDonald finally kissed goodbye at 4 AM this morning. I would like to say it was a long goodbye, but no.

Finally, I think. Surely there can’t be more?

And finally, here I am, at 5 AM, writing. Just over 5 hours’ sleep, half my normal. And, ready to take on the world. I suspect sleep might catch up with me later, but I will do my best to outpace it and have a quiet day planned anyhow. Wife is off, work is impossible, a movie later, if I am lucky.

Author: Mister Bump UK

Designed/developed IT systems in finance, but had a stroke in 2016, aged 48. Returned to developing mainly health-related software from home, plus some voluntary work. Married, with a grown-up, left-home daughter.

16 thoughts on “It’s A Science Experiment”

  1. Happy Anniversary! Funnily enough, we had McDonalds last night. I only had the vegiburger, but still had the unpleasant feeling of having polluted my body afterwards…

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    1. Is the veggie stuff any good? I still have memories of the awful beanburgers they used to serve in the 1980s! I kinda figure that in a burger joint, the meat might be the best thing on the menu, so I had a chicken wrap. At least the lettuce that came with it felt authentic. But I think I paid afterwards.

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        1. Haven’t been near subway for years… all that bread. But if I was gonna do it at all I’d have to suspend going meatless for the day and order a Meatvall Marinara 🤣 That’s why I just don’t go.

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  2. I feel your pain Pete. I avoid fast food like the plague. Last time I had a McDonalds was about 10 years ago. We were campervanning round France and it was the only place open at the time. Guess what? Exactly the same result. I was violently ill a few hours later. Buyer beware!!!
    Oh, and a belated Happy Anniversary.

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  3. Grand read. Once in a while, yes, it is necessary to get your allocation of grease, salt, and odd chemicals. My preference, when I can’t do a “step-up” burger – Sonic or Shoney’s, or such – I prefer BK. The nastier the better. Don’t need the bacon, but plastic cheese, multiple patties, and half a jar of mayo-stuff requisite. Man, despite your struggles, you got me thinking here, the Boss away tonight, I might just sneak downtown…

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    1. Ah, now it’s funny you should mention burgers. I’ve found that I like beef less and less as I get older. I had chicken yesterday. My friend, 7 years older, says the same so I thought it was just natural.

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  4. You survived your first skull and cross bones drive though drive. Are you sure, Mrs B doesn’t have ulterior motives in taking you there? Glad you survived the digestion, in question.

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