inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 30 January 2022, quandary.
He’d been ordered, as evening drew nigh,
To guard checkpoint with life, do or die,
Though he busted for pee,
Set to stand firm, not flee,
Til he felt something warm down his thigh.
Mister Bump 
See the world, they said.
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When you gotta go, you gotta go. 😂
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Yep ☹️
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🤣 A dedicated follower of orders!
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🙂 lol bet that one just flowed out of you!! Very good.
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I look at those guards and wonder what their orders are. To shit themselves? Nort sure they’d be much use against an invasion.
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Yes, the mysteries of the military.
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oops forgot my t in the.. sorry
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sorted.
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A true loyal soldier
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… but with damp trousers!
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When ya gotta go you gotsa go😂😂
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yessir!
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