inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 16 April 2021, lips.
There was once a young waiter called Ned,
In his garden, he needed new shed,
But he counted his tips.
Gave a smack of his lips.
Have to wait until next month instead.
Unappreciated
Mister Bump 
Fun! That shed looks fine. Tell Ned to spend his tips on a girl with big lips, and hold off until fall for the shed.
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But he might end up with one with big hips!
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Birthing hips, no?
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Yup. Small hips any day!
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Oh dear! Food needed first! Well done, Pete.
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Shed head Ned needs a girl instead!
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If he doesn’t have enough for a shed, how will he ever afford a woman? 🤣
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Maybe find a girl with a trade, such as carpentry.
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🤣👍Very true1
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This is all hilarious! 😀 Not sure where the need for a girl came from. Maybe he’s married and his wife has politely asked him to build a shed to keep all his carpentering stuff in because it’s clogging up the kitchen.
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No, I blame Hobbo. He started it 🤣
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