The Saturday Groan

Won’t talk ’bout my roof,
Just because it tends to go
Over people’s heads.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

Bastard

clipart image of superman

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 23 October 2021, x-ray.

An ex-friend of mine felt empowered,
When he found he had gained super powers,
With his keen X-ray eyes,
He zapped birds from the skies,
And he lasered the heads off my flowers.


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The Friday Groan

Took mutt to the flicks,
Watched Raiders of the Lost Bark,
Indiana Bones.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

Torn Between Two Lovers

red heart clipart

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 22 October 2021, assist.

When my friend met the love of his life,
He tried hard to conceal from his wife,
I was asked to assist,
with their top secret tryst,
But quite frankly, I don’t need the strife.


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The Thursday Groan

Tried playing game of
Hide and seek with a mountain,
But caught it peaking.

Making you groan… any day of the week!

Brainiac

clipart showing a brain

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 21 October 2021, regurgitate.

A mathematician of note,
Learned his nineteen times table by rote,
He hit 1,558,
And in cruel twist of fate,
His head exploded.

And in answer to your question, of course it does!

19 x 82 =1,558


Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

The Latest Craze

Clipart cartoon image of a fat man.

inspired by Fandango’s One Word Challenge (FOWC) of 20 October 2021, consecutive.

My best friend was so fat he was stricken,
He’d tried every fad diet for to quicken,
Ten consecutive days,
He ate nothing but maize,
Day Eleven he gave in to fried chicken.


Prompt image for the Fandango One Word Challenge prompt

The Wednesday Groan

The Farmyard Disaster

Post-flood, grateful cow
Thanked humble dog for rescue.
Patted him on head
.

Making you groan… any day of the week!