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My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)

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Category: Limericks

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3 August, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Seduced

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2 August, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Payback

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1 August, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Life Hacks for Men, Volume 1

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31 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Raw Recruit

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30 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Busted

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29 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

The Magician’s Assistant

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28 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Close Encounter

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28 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

How It Works

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25 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Relieved

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18 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Spick and Span

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17 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Of All He Surveys

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16 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

In Loving Memory

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15 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Parched

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14 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Tempted?

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13 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Things Ain’t What They Used to Be

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12 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

Bridging That Gap

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11 July, 202128 August, 2021 Mister Bump UK

A-money

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10 July, 202130 April, 2024 Mister Bump UK

First Wheels

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