My best pal kept some pigeons, bizarre,
But one night he went out to a bar,
Left the coop door unlocked,
And next morning the flock,
Had shat on his shiny new car!
Who? Me?
Mister Bump
My "bump" was in 2016 when, aged 48, I suffered a stroke. This blog charts my recovery. (Header clipart licensed by pngguru.com.)
Mister Bump 
The revenge of the pigeons
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I have wood pigeons nesting close-by. and all my visitors have to take a chance!
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Haha!
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That made ma laugh. Pigeons are so good at that!
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Hiya. I don’t have that trouble now as I don’t have a car. but there are lots of wood pigeons around here so visitors have to be wary!
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Unfortunately, that’s what pigeons like to do.
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yup, you learn quickly where not to park!
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👍👍👍
I generally try to park not directly under street lamps.
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Hilarious!
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